We're SCREWED

"Extra, extra. Read all about it!
We're Screwed. Coming Climate Catastrophe!
World Leaders Slip on U.N. Summit Slope!
FREE Special Edition New York POST!"






















"Why is it so small? no wonder it's free."
"That's because there are no ads...just the truth."

"Free? I just bought one."
"Take this one instead. It's a SPECIAL edition."

"Oh no no no. The Post is racist!"
"Yes they are, but believe me - you're going to want one of these. This is the best POST issue ever."

"Who are you? Do you really work for the Post?"
"Um...sure."






















"The people that own this building don't like what you're doing. You have to get away from here...at least go to the corner."
"As far as I know, as long as we don't block the entry, we can stand here all day."
"You cannot be doing this here. They own this whole block."
"Well, 5 police cars were just lined up right here and they didn't seem to have a problem with it. In fact, we gave them a free copy."
"This isn't something that concerns the police."
"I'm sorry. We're on the sidewalk. It's a public space."






















Although the Early City Edition Post is a fake, everything in it is true.
“This could be, and should be, a real New York Post,” said Yes Man Andy Bichlbaum. “Climate change is the biggest threat civilization has ever faced, and it should be in the headlines of every paper, every day until we solve the problem.”